i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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