Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We have started to decorate penises.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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