you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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