I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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