You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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