So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
