forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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