normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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