Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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