my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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