Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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