"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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