I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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