I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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