Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
wow bdsm is so cute
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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