You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
my poor anus
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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