We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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