I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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