when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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