This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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