On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
