well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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