im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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