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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

You're the best girlfriend ever.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.

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(650): View more from California

Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.

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(518): View more from New York

We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�

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(504): View more from Louisiana

lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult

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(917): View more from New York City

i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed

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(720): View more from Colorado

I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before

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