The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.