What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.