why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.