I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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