I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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