In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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