can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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