i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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