I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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