this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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