After last night, I could never be a politician.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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