I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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