Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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