i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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