i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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