I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We're not piercing ourselves today.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
