Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
