this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
did you just send me my own nude
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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