Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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