Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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