Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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