it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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