well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
All I want is dick and wine.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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