You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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