quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you traded sex for a burrito?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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