just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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