love makes seman taste better
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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