What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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