Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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