He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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