some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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