He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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