But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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