is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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