If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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